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Tweak says, "Where is this reality?"

Pansy Evangeline Parkinson (purest_pansy) wrote,
@ 2008-12-25 19:03:00

[OOC: Written in a shaky hand, very unlike Pansy's normal, neat script.]

Draco, maybe you and Greg should come by tomorrow. Mummy and I have had a terribly long day.

PRIVATE: She scrubbed my hands until they bled and they're still black. She says we should sue the Daily Prophet for damages but I don't want anyone to know. Oh, I hope Draco doesn't come by. Mummy is going to buy me some gloves tomorrow, but oh, Merlin they look horrible! This is the worst Christmas ever.

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	invicta 2008-12-25 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, darling. Pansy Everything alright, Pansy? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Draco purest_pansy 2008-12-25 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, ~~w...~~ why wouldn't it be? ~~You would still care about me if I had to wear gloves for the rest of my life, wouldn't you?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy invicta 2008-12-25 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	~~Your~~ No reason, just thought I should ask. We'll come by tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Draco purest_pansy 2008-12-25 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Happy c Christmas. Someone I Someone cursed me, I t think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy invicta 2008-12-25 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	~~I'll kill them.~~ Pansy, are you alright? I'll come over right away. Who? ~~Is there any~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Draco purest_pansy 2008-12-25 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Someone Someone sent me a gift ~~You're going to hate me.~~ for secret Santa and it did something to me... to my hands. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private to Pansy notmillie 2008-12-25 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	So.. I thought it was my job to get pissed on Christmas. What's going on Pansy? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Millicent purest_pansy 2008-12-25 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	d Don't tell Draco, but someone r sent me a piece of coal and iy it turned my hands black and N Mummy scrubbed them. It won't come off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy/Millicent notmillie 2008-12-25 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	Someone sent you wha? Coal? Did you do that fucking ridiculous secret santa thing? I've got a lot of cleaners want me to owl some over see if they work? Can you charm your skin uh... not black? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy/Millicent purest_pansy 2008-12-25 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I tried. I'm shaking when I v write because ~~she~~ we scrubbed them so hard. Draco's qgoing to think I'm hideous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy/Millicent notmillie 2008-12-25 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Clearly that worked... keep her the hell away from your hands from now on. ~~For fucks sake~~ Then he's a fucking prat who needs a punching. It's just your hands and... who the fuck sent your gift? Better find out so they can pay for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy/Millicent purest_pansy 2008-12-25 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	She was just helping. ~~I started it... just not that hard.~~ But it's Draco... he just sqpent months in France, and qprobably with 5ome other girl and ~~I can't lose him now.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy/Millicent notmillie 2008-12-25 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Right. And I'm the belle of the ball. Probably. He does have a dick and that's what they do. But isn't that what he's supposed to sow stupid wild oats of whatever they call it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy/Millicent purest_pansy 2008-12-25 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Tou're very nice when you want to be, Millie. Why can't he sow them wiyh me? Sorry I know you don't like talking about this stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy/Millicent notmillie 2008-12-26 12:00 am UTC (link)
	OY. Don't go saying that. Fuck if I know Pansy. Probably because you're the marrying kind blahblahblah not the shagging kind? ~~Or maybe he wants bigger knockers? or just likes to shag whoever and whatever he can?~~ It's a one time thing, thank the holidays. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy/Millicent purest_pansy 2008-12-26 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, Mill. I mean... should I sleep with him? If my hands go back to normal, 1 mean. I promise not to take it past New Year's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy/Millicent notmillie 2008-12-26 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Uh... I don't know. I mean if you want to be a stupid slag like the rest of the girls who just drop their knickers around guys like him... ~~then again I just might be bitter~~ I'll hold you to that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pansy/Millicent purest_pansy 2008-12-26 01:01 am UTC (link)
	I do care about him though. I just want him to be happy. And I want my hands to go back to normal too. Mummy says we need to sue the Daily Prophet for damages. You don't think it's permanent do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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notmillie
2008-12-26 01:26 am UTC (link)

Shag him if you want, I don't know Pansy. I'm sure that would make him happy. Or would make mini-Draco happy. For what that's worth. And I might have just thrown up a little in my mouth now thank you.

Sue the fucking pants off of them. Full of shite anyway.

Eh... I'd think it would wear off, but I was never very good at charms. It's just your bloody hands though, could be your face or something.

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	Pansy/Millicent purest_pansy 2008-12-26 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, Mill. At least it's better than thinking about... Pottette shagging his boyfriend or something. I think you're right and Mummy, too. I hope so. The pain potion made them feel better at least. (Reply to this) (Parent)